A fork of Rural Dictionary
National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.
Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?
Becauseits may 5th
Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th
Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!
The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜
May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!
National kiss your boyfriend day
Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day