Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating. Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk

Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky

by Drew Debree March 31, 2016

Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb

That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!

by THE GOOD WORD January 08, 2017

reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?" "reading news online" "oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

Reads-drop

verb To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Karen Read

When you get framed by the local police.

Did you hear what the local police did? They falsely Karen Readed an innocent person to cover up their crime!

by elsaabka May 24, 2024