A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
You are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. May not score on the ice but they score off it. Cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs penis in and around their mouths. Girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. Only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills
“I play cavs hockey she wants to fuck me, she wants my penis in and around her mouth”
Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last You: sounds very intriguing companion
Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me
Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey