Country Dictionary

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Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

French Loaf

When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.

I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!

by Captain Nihilism December 06, 2020

Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.

Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.

by Vr king May 24, 2022