A fork of Rural Dictionary
Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.
I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts
Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.
Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.
I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
Taylor the mother of all
I love Taylor Mf Swift so much
When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours
They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.
When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.
Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."