A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.
Q: What do you think of the new congressman?
A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.
Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!
Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.
An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart
That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.
when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.
I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel
When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo
Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”
OpposingFork's Barrel Guy is opposingforks free barrel guy in a barrel who slaps his cheeks with his small weiner. IOpposingfork, with their sharp wit and quick thinking, was always the brains behind their escapades. Barrel Guy, on the other hand, relied on his charm and charisma to navigate through the challenges they faced. Together, they embarked on a series of gayness
Their relationship, though unconventional, was marked by genuine affection and understanding. In a world that often frowned upon their connection, they found solace and strength in each other. Their adventures were not just about the thrills; they were about embracing who they were and celebrating their weirdness
Their little gay adventure became a symbol of dick wrestling over hate, acceptance prevailing over prejudice. In a world that often tried to confine them to narrow definitions of normalcy, Opposingfork and Barrel Guy defied expectations and carved their own path.
In the end, their story was not just about a gay adventure; it was about the power of love, friendship, and acceptance. Opposingfork and Barrel Guy showed the world that the strongest bonds could form between the most unlikely individuals, transcending societal norms and prejudices.
OpposingFork's Barrel Guy what.
Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there