Country Dictionary

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Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.

by JaredDE42 December 27, 2021

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?" "Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

Cleveland lemonade tricycle

used to express a severe amount of mental suffering almost beyond human comprehension

"hey peter from family guy" "oh hi Patrick from spongebob" "Cleveland lemonade tricycle" "oh damn"

by shrigress690000 April 14, 2021

cleveland air freshener

when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.

Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!

by elizdalager November 20, 2020

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?" "Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020