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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 28, 2020

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

Frag Grenade

When a girl is eating your ass and you shit

Me and my girl were having fun and I dropped a frag grenade on her.

by Sgt busta nut January 07, 2025

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…

by July 24, 2023

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…

by July 24, 2023

impulse grenade

a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade

by stkprism July 14, 2023