Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 18, 2023

Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

Crystal skull

Pronoun used to describe a meth-head

That crystal skull stole all the copper wire from the house

by Rustybongwater January 29, 2023

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 04, 2023

Crystal Hotsprings

Where Zack, Landon, Jarek, Rusten, Carter, and Douglas work.

He probably works at Crystal Hotsprings

by crusty69696969696969 August 26, 2022

catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important

Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam

by #Molife05# September 09, 2018

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021