A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them
Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now
We called them slipper lobsters in Hawaii but now are called Lord Lobsters
When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.
My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.
Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.
Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"