A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
An old man who enjoys fucking younger women age between 29-35.
An old man who obsesses with materials, brands but cannot afford to purchase in brand new condition.
A man who is good at faking, making other people feeling sorry for himself.
A man who loves avoiding tax and pay off debts.
Jesus Christ! OMG you’ve got bucks, don’t bullshit, don’t be such a Greg Powell.
a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.
Greg Helpme is sus and scary impasta
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This is Greg
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This is Greg's friend
I love Greg with his friend
"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”