A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.
Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.
"Look at the pic of this dude casu-flexing."
Using the 'flex emoji' as the word strong.
Bonus: The danish word for spicy is also the word for strong the emoji can therefore describe the spiciness of food!
The current is very (flex emoji), watch out!
I would like a (flex emoji) bowl of curry.
What a (flex emoji) cup of coffee!
Flex agains are boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up
Ahh man here come this flex again showing off his new tesla sheesh he's always in somethin new
Flex agains - boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up