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Helmet

Scots Slang:
A person who can only be best described as a dick head.

That Boab Daisley is a f**kin helmet

by bearjew89 August 21, 2016

Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.

I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her

by doubledown10 June 23, 2021

helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 21, 2009

Helmet

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.

This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.

People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.

by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021

helmet

an umbrella term that differentiates from the protective gear equipped when for example, cycling. helmet in this context refers to rather cringe behaviour that provokes an annoyed reaction. many different behaviours can determine a helmet.

alfie t is a helmet.

by alfie thompson September 18, 2023

Helmet

its whats robbies weave looks like

robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Helmet Hungry

When a Male is horny and really wants to try to give a blowie to another man for the first time

I’m so inexperienced and I’m feeling Helmet Hungry

by DesperateHoe January 27, 2018