A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!
you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉