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go hydro

(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.

Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.

"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."

by Izus Pally November 26, 2022

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 20, 2022

go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

oh bobby go ahead to peach on me

by aidjsi77 May 30, 2022

The "Let It Go" ride

A restroom at a Disney theme park.

Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?

by Princess Potty March 27, 2024

go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017

shot-go

A shot taken immediately before departing for a party.

Hey guys, we still gotta take a shot-go before we head out to the club.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011