Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 January 18, 2016

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 10, 2009

mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .

low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .

by locks heath renegade master November 27, 2010

guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 01, 2024

pansy guitar

the most known and favorited guitar of my chemical romance’s rhythm guitarist frank iero

frank iero’s pansy guitar is my favorite thing ever.

by frankieroshandtattoos June 16, 2024

Guitar hello

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.

-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!

by dobrepomaranczowe December 06, 2016