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An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken
My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette
When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
Brother bird you had no excuse to not work out with us, you’re broken off
Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
A YouTuber that is probably obsessed by sirens, he makes animations with tornado sirens from the script of people in the comment of his videos, called tornado siren madness, he also made homemade tornado sirens like Vibrapod
his fans are mostly obsessed with the Thunderbolt siren
I had a broken solar panel but i replaced it with a mini thunderbolt, because i'm a fan of BSP
Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.
Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.
EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
The gauntlets are broken.