A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually in love with a lia or a josie
Colin what are you doing?
The hottest boy you will ever meet. He can be a jerk at times. However, he is a chick magnet.
Girl 1: Holy shit.. Colin is so hot. I want to fuck him.
Girl 2: Hell yeah he’s hot but he’s also a huge dick.
Last night I smacked my Colin Norred.
The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
If you look this up you're gay
Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.
To be a Colin Lane is to be an infamous pedophile around a small town, and has hundreds of victims fresh outta the womb locked in his crawlspace
Your being such a Colin Lane right now you pedo!
Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.