Country Dictionary

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it

I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye