A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is a dumb mean person who has no right to call me horny as fuck
Barrel is a dumbo
A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts
Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray
1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)
2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of
3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)
4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them
5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)
Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
That hole that lets the bullet come out.
Drunk Fuck: "Hey M--MAhthew!! I gotassa eigh-t barreled shutgonnnn!"
Matthew: "What the hell?"
A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!
Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.