A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period. This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!' B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!' A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.
I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye
A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.
Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?
Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.
Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude
Something the president of Brazil promised us.
person 1: the president promised us Rump steak person 2: it never came
Whats for dinner tonight? I went sand hill crane hunting today. We are eating steak of the lake