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dim wit

A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.

John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.

by trymyeye February 22, 2018

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G February 14, 2016

faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom! guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it. guy 1: i have witnesses! guy 2: your crazy guy 1: no im not! guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

chow wit it

means chill with it but for mexicans

yo chow wit it bro that wasn’t cool!

by jdjsjssjjsj February 29, 2020

motha wits

you don't have your mother with you. You are on your own. It'allso called mother wits.

Billy has motha wits. He can sirvive on his on.

by Goldrocket4321 July 30, 2006