A fork of Rural Dictionary
Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.
It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.
The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.
When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman
My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing
When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.
" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.
When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.
Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.