A fork of Rural Dictionary
U are actually harder than jesus and the incredible hulk put together.
This is the only day better than april 7th
some examples of people born on january 17 muhamod ali, god, jesus, mr t, chuck norris, wade
the person born on this day is amazing kind funny beautiful, great to be around, lightens up your day, all in all, the bestest person in the world
oh that person is born on January 17, they must be an amazing person then
April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit
Hey dipshit it’s april 17, so shut the fuck up
national give a girl ur hoodie day
today i gave her my hoodie at school, she smiled. i love october 17
birthdate of a sexy beast
"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"
June 17 is the date where only the most funny, sarcastic, awesome, cool people were born!!😏💕
Oh you’re born on June 17th? Well you are the funniest, most sarcastic, awesome and cool person!!💕💕
People born on this day are absolute gods. You’re gorgeous and the bestest friend anyone could ask for. Make sure you’re keeping your head up because you’re amazing! Always remember that. If you ever feel down, just remember you share a birthday with none other than DANNY DEVITO. We’re the true gamers here <3
guy: “woah! You were born on November 17th?! You’re definitely an epic gamer.”