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Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

Instead of saying bon voyage say bon jovi.

I'm away to the shop.
Ok mate, bon jovi

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?