A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.
“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.
dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion
Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.
A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.
"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."
A potent mix of 50% cocaine, 50% meth used in the 1980s to help business people to do their jobs better.
I thought I had a real problem finding motivation to do work and tried everything I could, but it turns out the only real solution was success fuel.
An utter failure.
Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.
A geekspeak term for “50% success”—indirectly referring to the angle measure of a semicircle being π radians or 180 degrees.
For simple-minded persons, “π success” would sound like a cool way to mean “3.14% success,” but not so for symbol-minded Martians.