A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.
Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.
When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode
Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"
It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
He is the most GAY person in the universe. He likes guys and allways will
Girl:”Albert, will u go out with me?”
Albert:”No, I’m into guys”
Girl:”ok! I just didn’t have a bf so I asked you.”
Dope person that is cool and smart but is very aggressive about his opinions
Albert is dope