Country Dictionary

add refers to attention deficite disorder.

nathaniel has add like a motha fucka. he just threw that fuckin milk at me and then yelled at me. he must be bipolar to.

A made up disease for your Fucked Up kids!!!!!

normal kid:"hey, i dont want to do any school work, I think I have ADD!!!"

Another syndrome of the month that lets parents shirk the responsibility of nurturing children who disrupt school classes and attack other pupils and teachers alike with impunity. If a kid is suffering from ADD then surely the best place for him/her is at a special school or, better still, receiving home tuition from his/her model parents.

Chief Constable: We've found the bastard who burnt down your school.
Headmaster: Let him go. He's ADD and there's not a thing you or I can do about it.
Chief Constable: Enough said. Give the kid his matches back.

Any Dick will Do

that broad had a serious case of ADD

Anal Dick Disorder. A person who likes dick, in the ass.

Bob: Man, he has ADD.
Steve: Yeah, I hear he likes it hard.

A scam involving a fake disorder designed to get parents to buy drugs. "Symptoms" include lack of focus (as with a child) and inability to sit still (as with a child) . Also known as ADHD.

The shrink told the parents their child had ADD and told them to buy Ritalin, because the creators could not otherwise sell it.

(Un)Artificially Advanced Determination

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ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.

1: Hey, what's up?

2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!

1: ...Where?

2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?

1: I swear you have ADD or something.

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