Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Antler Lover

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex. Another word for homosexual

"I went to a moxual club and met several antler lovers who I didn't like"

by agrofrog August 14, 2003

antlered up

Horny.

Wow, she's really antlered up after watching that movie.

by wordnerd71276 November 25, 2010

Antlering

Putting deer antlers on or in your hat and walking through public or sticking your head out of the window of a moving vehicle. Will gain a strange response or reaction from bystanders.

He was antlering in the local Walmart.

by Cunt-ry boi April 16, 2024

ANTLER DANCE

When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!

Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!

by Prizzin gard December 03, 2017

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

dog with antlers

A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.

Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”

by Böshi November 22, 2019

Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.

Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022