A fork of Rural Dictionary
The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.
Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.
Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio
An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.
Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass
The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"
Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"