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*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

Welp...

Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

An assumation is when you accuse someone of something, w/o knowing if its a fact

stop making assumations about him, you've never talked to him before

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.