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aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy. Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 05, 2020

Astonned

Astonned. To be astonned at a comment or question.

Ray: I am astonned Jim: Do you mean Astonished? Ray: A S T O N N N N E D Jim: A S T O N N N N E D

by October 31, 2020

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

Aston

The most weeb person in the whole planet

Omg he is such an Aston

by This is for Aston October 23, 2022

aston

bad feeling, suspicious and doubtful, even daring parents of a marriage of a child of them, after that had been heard of the act and becoming bankrupt at spirrits of them.

Th stubborn parrents of me are staying by telephone, and theastons can rescue my new wife form a now life of her like a soft fart.

by man!? January 16, 2018

Aston

A short twink with a small dick

Me: "Haha! you're such an Aston." Friend: "no, YOU!"

by KarmaSLie November 03, 2021

Aston

The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the Whaley WHOPPER, the slobber knocker, the knickers dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the master of disaster, the king of sting, the main event, the problem, the problem solver, the planet, the ineffable!!.. …, You get what I’m saying!! SOZ!!

“The best there is, the best there ever was abd the best there ever will be !” aka ASTON SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 31, 2023