Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.

A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear

by Five_oh August 09, 2019

bungle bush

A mangled twisted mess of curly fries

I pulled down his pants and it was a damn bungle bush

by bonepony May 25, 2014

Dirty Bungle

one who is dirty and trampish.

You have just eaten that soup with your hands after wipeing your arse and not washing your hands you dirty bungle!!!

by Craig Antony Dunn August 17, 2008

Bungle-Eye

(N.) A Native Alaskan Elderberry bush/tree with red or purple berries.

Look how tall our Bungle-Eye bush is! We need to pick the berries.

Let’s make some bungle-eye pie. The juice is delicious!

by The Haus of Holbein January 16, 2021

bungle smack

Someone of annoyance

Someone of faggotry

That kid is a bungle smack

by Jackson Luther October 12, 2017

bungles finger

See also snipping Bungle's finger

The portaloo was approaching horizontal, so I snipped Bungle's finger and got outta there!

by Diddly January 28, 2004