A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"
"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
When you are chilling on the stony beaches of Brighton with your seasonal appropriately dressed rent boy and he decides to pop a sticky load upon your sun burnt face
" Me and Darren are popping behind the beach huts after having a Mr Whippy to cram in one last Brighton bazooka before hopping back on the train to Leeds"
slang for a penis also known as a "love stump"
"Im about to blow this chick out with my beef bazooka"
Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.
Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.
Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.