A fork of Rural Dictionary
"omg do u know rosie beatrice?"
oh yea i do shes so hot
A disco dance created by Beatrice Middleton. It was named this because she always wears a blue bathrobe at night. The song most notably played when dancing it is 'Disco Duck' by Rick Dees. Her friends often dance this with her.
Beatrice: ('Disco Duck' has just started playing) Oh no, I feel Blue Beatrice coming on!
Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .
Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!
Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!
Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!
Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
Mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
Married to Bertrand Baudelaire. (Deceased)
Once engaged to Lemony Snicket.
Perished in a terrible fire, destroying the Baudelaire Mansion, and making her children orphans.
Part of the Volunteer Fire Department.
Beatrice Baudelaire;
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
An upper-class Sweaty Betty
"Hey, what's Sweaty Betty doing over here?"
"You mean Perspiring Beatrice. Her dad's loaded!"
person 1: you are a beatrice butthead for eating my leftovers
person 2: ok
A random and pointless pet name originally created by some crazy cousin. Meg- is the only derivative of this word that makes any sense since the pet name is used to describe ones favorite cousin named Meghan. The influence of drugs/brain damage may have attributed to the original creation of this pet name. Prepare to exercise caution while in the presence of a chupacabra (* see Chupacabra for more information) and if one becomes irritated after using the pet name please eat a chocolate chip muffin and pray my lanta that the chupacabra won't suck your blood dry.
"Wow, Meghalin Beatrice, I think that we might run into a fictional goat sucking creature later this afternoon. Lets use extra precaution and go to Tim Hortons' for a chocolate chip muffin."
BEST LITTLE SISTER EVER!!💗 super funny, gets mad at me a lot😿, the bestest and most adorable
beatrice: hi it’s me beatrice i love you bye
literally everyone else: oh my god your sister is literally the best she’s so cute we love you too beatrice