Country Dictionary

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Bod

Unrelated to the other prick's definition above.

Mr. W*******, Better Off Dead

That cunt BOD'd you, asshole

by family shit August 08, 2003

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004

Odd Bod

Odd Bod is a wierd person, not in any sexual way, but just the way he/she does or says.

Hey look, some Odd Bod just parked on the pavement!

by Sim188 March 09, 2009

ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.

"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 05, 2018

Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

by Mvpcm09 January 29, 2016

Dad bod

A male who is usually over 30 years old that used to be jacked or in good shape. Usually has big arms and shoulders. An ex athlete or military veteran who is now an average joe blow with kids. He still lifts when he has time, but a crappy diet and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol lead to excess body fat and sometimes, a beer gut. Having kids, a mortgage, and demanding job allow for very little time or motivation to workout and diet religiously. Usually also hairy.

"Tyler used to be ripped, but his stress levels are high and his testosterone has plummeted. He's rockin the dad bod nowadays."

by armchairgeneral March 12, 2018

Dad Bod

You have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to nod in approval when someone tells you Guacamole is extra.

Would your dad bod like Guacamole?

by MrSmellyPants June 25, 2015