Country Dictionary

Gods Best Creation Yet... Next to Pizza Delivery.

Look at those boobs! i would like to get to know her if u know what i mean!

Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.

Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"

large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.

Did you touch her boobs, or what?

God's greatest gift

Man: Oh thank God for boobs.

What most girls call their breasts.

And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.

Big,juicy,beautiful things usually found on women but occasionally on men.

Her boobs were SO big!

When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.

For men there is also crotch it.

Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.