Country Dictionary

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booker

someone who is socially awkward.

steve: hey did you see that guy?

ned: yeh hes such a booker.

by T0M123456789 April 25, 2019

Bookers

Huge glasses or sunglasses, like those worn in the 1970's, that makes the person looky stupid buggy.

Take a look at that old lady's bookers, my God they are ridiculous!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog March 01, 2018

Booker

A mommier version of pookie/pookie wookie, its mostly used from submissive women or trans men.

Person 1: well hello there booker~
Person 2: uhm- uh- uh... *explodes in shyness*

by N_Voided July 25, 2024

Booker

Is the new HOOKER ... Since the community guidelines in most social networks are blocking automatically words like HOOKER, nobody will ever ban the word BOOKER ... Here comes the solution ! Instead saying HOOKER they say BOOKER .

-She's a BOOKER bruh... you know what that means..
-Yeah I know.. any BOOKER is a HOOKER

by Ghost9 September 06, 2022

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma June 02, 2012

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2012