A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dude what the fuck was that noise? Must have been a Brian Fuck off man I ain't reckonin with yall tootin!
Of all the flavors he chose to be salty
Wow that guy is really salty for no reason he must be a brian
Brian, a Irish name, means just that you have a HUGE penis. Girls love it. Your also cute, funny, and very outgoing.
"Wow, last night I saw Brian's penis and it was HUGE!" "Wow, i am so jealous that Brian isn't my boyfriend." Look at that crazy Brian, very outgoing."
The meaning of this name is not known for certain but it is possibly related to the Old Celtic element bre meaning "hill", or by extension "high, noble".
Brian Boru was an Irish king who thwarted Viking attempts to conquer Ireland in the 11th century. He was victorious in the Battle of Clontarf, but he himself was slain.
Brian is a beast and a tease. Very athletic by nature, he is commonly the #1 star on any given team. If he plays ice hockey, he will automatically be the #1 defense man.
"If you don't have a brian on your team, then you don't have defense!" "Wow, you couldn't score?...you just got Brian'd"