A fork of Rural Dictionary
an adjective used to describe a noun
guy 1; that girl is different
guy 2; yeah she's climbing with monkeys
When you mount a girl with chest hair
Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next
Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.
She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.
Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.
She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."
When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.
Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.
"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.
climbing the ladder
When a person sticks their foot into the rectum of a different gender and wears that person as a boot.
I did a good Mountain Climbing on Stephen last night.
Becky begged me to Mountain Climb her so I had to.