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cummy fives

Verb, the act of ejaculating in your own hand, and then without wiping, giving someone a high five. Accepted as form of affection in some social circles. Unacceptable when having a 3some with your best friend.

Chad has been giving everyone cummy fives since fucking Sherry.

by the tuke December 14, 2011

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

Cummy nugget

a chunk of solid semen that builds in the penis hole of men ages 13-19. It is a very painful penis clot that can be deadly

Dr- I'm afraid your sons cummy nugget blockage caused a massive hemorage to his brain. He is now legally retarded

Mom- *SNORTS FENTANYL AND FEELS REALLY GOOD*

by break da law November 09, 2018

Cummy Nuts

When you cum on someones nuts and they rub it around and sometimes pour lime juice on it into a cup and drink it

I pour the lime on the cummy nuts and drink it all up

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

Cummie Worms

When you bust a nut all over her face, the strings still connecting from your Dick to her lips.

Man this bitch sacked my Dick so good so I gave her some cummie worms

by Cummie Man January 01, 2017

Cummy Bear

When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.

Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.

by Doc14253 October 19, 2009