A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food
I had the worst anal chopsticks ever
When your partner has chopsticks in their mouth like a walrus, and you're having intercourse. They slap your butt like a walrus slapping a rock.
My husband is such a chopstick daddy.
When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.
I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.
The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.
Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.
Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."
to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.
i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!
The act of two Asians double penetration upon a women while also peeing on or inside of her.
Yellow 1: I want the butt.
Yellow 2: Good, I want the pussy! Let's golden chopsticks this bitch.