A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party. (inside party is a fridge pillager)
"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here." "So." "They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!" "They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.
"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler." "Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
ˈko͞olərkro͞o NOUN 1. A group of people who work closely together to search and hunt for the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press Treasure Medallion. Sounded by controversy for decades, this group or crew is known for its continued success, questionable operation, and links to cheating.
"I know where the Medallion is, I am with the Cooler Crew."
99.999% of the gacha community. they strongly dislike gacha heaters
person one: I'm a gacha cooler person 2: *runs 100 miles away because they are gacha heaters and don't want holy water sprayed on them*
A descriptive term used to described and overly eager person to hit a pipe regardless of it's content.
Look at Tyrone and his soup coolers! He's making love to that thing!
Using a fan to cool your alcoholic beverage, when you are too much of a ghetto-ass nigger to afford a real cooler.
Dude, my nigger cooler only keeps my beverage moderately cold.