A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stupid virus that causes Karen's to buy all the toilet paper
Kid-Hey mom did you hear of the coronavirus
Mon- ofc I did it is all over the place
Kid- well I have it
Karen-oh you have the coronavirus here is some toilet paper
Kid- that does not help
Also COVID-19, Is a respiratory infection that causes the lung sacs, or alveoli, to fill with pus.
Social Distancing:
Stay 6 feet away from a person or crowd
Do not approach people with breathing problems or coughing
Person 1: hi-*coughs
Person 2: *gets coughed on
What the fuck? You just coughed on me
You have Coronavirus?
Person 1: *coughing intensifies
Person 2: *coughs
The bitch-ass-hoe who decided to wake up in 2019 and ruin most of our 2020 and then proceeded to take hundreds of thousands of lives are while the rest of sit stuck at home and watch by ( on our TVs). Not to mention how it plummeted the economy and has left millions of people jobless.
Omg let’s cancel coronavirus
The coronavirus is a newly discovered virus that causes the coronavirus disease. The disease (COVID-19)is an infectious disease caused by the virus. The disease was first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, the capital of China's Hubei province, and has since spread globally, resulting in the ongoing 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic. Common symptoms include fever, cough, and shortness of breath. Other symptoms may include fatigue, muscle pain, diarrhea, sore throat, loss of smell, and abdominal pain. The virus is mainly spread during close contact, and by small droplets produced when people cough, sneeze, or talk.
To prevent the coronavirus from spreading, you should keep away from crowded places if you have symptoms to not infect others OR to not be infected by others if you don't have it.
The one where people could not stay home and spread it around the United States. The one where these people caused people there lives, the economy to fall, a lockdown nationwide, and the class of 2020 Seniors to miss their last semester of high school, their last spring sports, their last prom, their walk through the all of the schools, their honors night or yearbook day, and most and worst of all their graduation. So seniors thank you for cutting short their year and not giving them the chance to put this major part of their life behind them and now those memories will all be incomplete.
The coronavirus was the virus that killed thousands of people.
Sam, did you know Mark has the coronavirus and is not in the hospital fighting for his life?
The class of 2020 who had to give up their last semester because of the coronavirus.