A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand. 2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.” 2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!