A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the weather's hot and sticky,
it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin',
THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!
The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
the female version of mens tea bagging
i had a woman spot me at the gym and she ended up kitty dunkin' me!
When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...
"She gave me a dunkin blumpkin, and her face was covered in shit!"
The most abundant eatery in Massachusetts.
Massachusetts is home to many 'Dunkin' Donuts' and 'McDonalds'.
The massive attack of the shits that someone gets from drinking too much coffee.
"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."
When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water
Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS
Kid: NOT AGAIN