A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.
He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck. Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you? Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
He is funny but annoying usually has a weed obsessed brother and likes females named Izzy Dwight Is usually garbage at fortnite. Hates boomers is up to date with memes most likely likes red usually black. Has a medium sized cock favorite food is pizza likes pepperoni. Loves t kiss then seduce then fuck he goes slow so you enjoy. He is preatty easy to fool and is pretty slow in the brain.
A being of immense power, the Dwight is a Chad that is capable of incredibly simpish behavior from time to time.
Person A: Did you see that guy cry over her? What a simp Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.
Dwight is Gay. You know he's a Dwight when he plays Mobile Legends and Post edited pictures of himself.
"You are Dwight."
This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.
Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.