A fork of Rural Dictionary
Enrique Gonzalez is always packing the meat and whenever your short handed at a barbecue you can call him up and he’ll bring the party also he gets all the girls.
Hey Enrique Gonzalez can you bring the meat.
Enrique is a gay man. He like men.
Oh no! Enrique is gay. He like men.
Horse, Slave, Komodina, Broke.
Jaq xint Enrique galea madonna...
Hot but annoying Spanish weenie. His music is shit but he's a rather good-looking fellow. Some might call him queer, but he really isn't. He's dating some chicks named Anna, from Russia.
Has a song called "Tonight (I'm Fucking You)". Sounds desperate if you ask me.
Most of his fans are 12-35 year old single chicks.
Kid: Who's that on the radio? it sounds like a cat being strangled!
Another kid: That's Enrique Iglesias. He's hot, but he's not such a great singer.
See also:
Weenie wussoid pussy
latin fairy piece of shit. see douche bag or cock gobbler
You listen to that douche bag enrique iglesias? YOU FAGGOT! *kicks ass*
someone who cries over petty matters....infact who cries all the time...
don't ya tell him that his galfrnd is hanging around wth someone else...he is such an enrique iglesias.