A fork of Rural Dictionary
A state of mind, a lifestyle. Where a person is both evil and emo. However, they are not truly evil.. just misunderstood.
“my mom just…. will never understand that what I’m doing isn’t EVIL!! .. it’s evo. <\3”
Evo means someone who is homosexual, with a rather tiny or irregular dick.
He’s my child and my child only
Lil lancer evo x go zoom vroom stututu
Casual way to refer to speculative evolution, which is a vast subset of scifi that uses science to theorize and fantasize about the evolution of any kind of creatures (fantasy, ancient, current, space scifi, anime,... )
- my spec evo bf has been in an online argument over the ecological niches of an infinite mcdonalds dimension for 2 hours now :/ - was the square cube law wasn't brought up yet ? - no, what thats that? - hmm the situation is worse than i thought
Something your Bosnian dad will scream 10/10 times during a soccer game, whenever the ball is near the goal. No matter if there is a goal or not, no matter if the ball is even near the goal, your dad will always scream "evo gola".
"Evo gola! Evo gola!" (Here comes the goal! Here comes the goal!)
A dirty evo is when you speak to someone you haven’t in ages and straight away want cuddles and a pokey bum wank
Hey, I spoke the Martin last week, I want to dirty evo him.