A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terrible female hard rock band. They're music shows no talent, and there lyrics are just downright shitty. Essentially, an insult to females in the metal industry.
Mallcore kid: Kittie are so fucking metal!!!!!
True metal head: *smacks mallcore kid* Fucking poser, go listen to some Astarte (a good all female metal band)
Kittie is not metal. Anyone that thinks they are metal is a tool. How can anyone think they are the best band of all time? Even kittie knows they're not the best band of all time. If they were a bunch of guys no one would even like them, and they can hardly play their instruments.
Go listen to Slayer, Discharge or Motorhead you bunch of sheep.
Kittie pure and simple is the greatest band of all time, all their members rock (even their old members....i'll miss u Talena and Fallon) they r all hott....and come on there aint notin like a gurl who can yell at you so deep and loud that ya piss yo own pants. There next cd will rule....KITTE IS GODDESS!
bob: hey do u like Kittie.
Spencer: No shit retard wtf is wrong with you, they rule!
a reference to the noises made during sex from the ears of a child.
child: mommy, did we get kiites?
mom: no, why?
child: i heard meowing last night
mom: nope no kitties honey (note to self, remember to come quietly)
I used to like Kittie but now, I just don't. The band consists of Canadian feminazis but if you want to hear their best, listen to Charlotte from the Spit album. If you want to hear their worst, listen to Into the Darkness from Until the End. Actually, if you want to go on with your life pissed off and you don't know why but you're just doing it to seem like a metalhead, be my guest and listen to Kittie.
Gaaahhh... Kittie's not that good. I recommend Jack off Jill or Scarling